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"Single women with small children are amazing. You don’t have to worry about impressing their friends..."

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:05:53 -0800

“Single women with small children are amazing. You don’t have to worry about impressing their friends because their kid is their best friend. All you have to do is play with toys and the kid. That’s awesome. I’ve been training to play with toys my whole life.”

- Tony (re-posting because it’s worth it)

Fuck, it’s 5 A.M.?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:02:57 -0800

Fuck, it’s 5 A.M.?

"I look like Haley Joel Osment at the end of Pay It Forward! Stabbed!"

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:43:06 -0800

“I look like Haley Joel Osment at the end of Pay It Forward! Stabbed!”

- Sean can’t handle his shit.

Sean: Is it me or is the internet like an assistant?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:29:07 -0800

Sean: Is it me or is the internet like an assistant?
Me: Yeah, like an assistant who can't find the fake band shirts you need.

"I don’t drink alone… I always ahve my friend Jack with me."

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:54:00 -0800

“I don’t drink alone… I always ahve my friend Jack with me.”

- Chuck, on the topic of boring people (via chuckhistory)

Is luvchuck a food? Cause I eat it.

6od: this is my way of fucking you Who’s still...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:26:08 -0800

6od:

this is my way of fucking you

Who’s still following? Oh, you? Sorry.

6od: joshinla: Can you recommend some LA people for me to follow? Me. Duh. There are people in...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:22:23 -0800

6od:

joshinla:

Can you recommend some LA people for me to follow?

Me. Duh.

There are people in LA?

girlinport: got debaser on the dash. LOL BUNUEL i bet you love...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:09:27 -0800

girlinport:

got debaser on the dash. LOL BUNUEL i bet you love that shows like 90210 slip references to your work into their piss poor scripts huh?

Now here is a good debaser.

youcankeepthechange: I know I posted that Unicorns song awhile...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:08:38 -0800

youcankeepthechange:

I know I posted that Unicorns song awhile back, but I cannot for the life of me get over it. MOTHERFUCKING BONE CAMARO, PEOPLE. Can you imagine anything sicker than a BONE Camaro? Nope? Me neither. I want one. I want it built special, out of bones and whatever car parts make a Camaro. Anyway, turns out there is a band named Bone Camaro. That’s great. Not only will I never get a bone Camaro, I won’t even get to name the band I one day wanna have Bone Camaro. I asked the internet for one simple thing and it destroyed my dreams.

I GET YOU

I HAVE MOVED ON TO JOOSE.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:46:30 -0800

gunstreetgirl:

I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. OKAY?! WOW.

UNFOLLOW

gunstreetgirl: sunshadowpoet:yourmercurymouth: jesuisperdu: P...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:34:46 -0800

gunstreetgirl:

sunshadowpoet:yourmercurymouth:

jesuisperdu:

Pixies - Debaser

GOT ME A MOVIE

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

SLICING UP EYEBALLS

I WANT YOU TO KNOW

WANNA GROW

UP TO BE -

BE A DEBAAASERRRRR!!!!!

LOL @ GOT ME A MOVIE.

“GOT ME A MOVIE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW!

THEY DIDN’T HAVE ‘GHOST’!

BLOCKBUSTER BLOWS!”

orig lyrs

jeninla: At the drive-in! Guess I called that shit.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:14:17 -0800

jeninla:

At the drive-in!

Guess I called that shit.

dear santa

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:27:17 -0800

girlinport:

all i want for christmas is a working gas gauge so i won’t run out of gas ever again. two times in 4 years is pretty good, but still inconvenient.

love,
jordan

p.s. i put out.

jeninla: Update: We’re at a gas station in Pomona. What is this...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:50:38 -0800

jeninla:

Update: We’re at a gas station in Pomona. What is this place? Where are we going?

“Rob, I’m liveblogging this. If you kill me, people will know.”

Drive-in theater.

Polar bears are the Einsteins of the bear community! MISS YOU...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:34:15 -0800

Polar bears are the Einsteins of the bear community!

MISS YOU BRO.

This trailer is horrible. Best part is at 1:22: Splim splam! For...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:23:57 -0800

This trailer is horrible. Best part is at 1:22: Splim splam! For no reason. But beginning at :54 the soundtrack pulls an Owl City on Vampire Weekend. That ‘the/milk’ scene is just horrible. Enjoy.

(via the gum)

yimmyayo: Dear Santa…

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:19:33 -0800

yimmyayo:

Dear Santa…

This is a pretty great ‘We’re so fucked, who is this...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:16:26 -0800

This is a pretty great ‘We’re so fucked, who is this crazy Ben dude?’ face by Kate.

Good work. (thanks Alan)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:50:38 -0800

Good work.

(thanks Alan)

nightcrown

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:25:18 -0800

The second the sun sets the seconds set in
like wooden stakes punctuating a dismantling.
Hooded figures stalk the yard with naked dogs,
dropping bread crumbs to throw you off.
Smoke hangs in each room, close to the ceiling,
a canopy of hallucinations. Each door a static-tuned television.
Calls from beyond the- oh, wherever, it just felt right,
just felt like it made sense that ghosts lived in telephone lines.
Pacing pavement to slow your breathing, cold crystal water
cups the curves of your eyes and GASP because you feel
alone
and not in the way that you have no one. But in the way that
no one has you.
Endless bass lines turned to ten to drown out cackling thoughts.
Cigarettes and taxes. The vices make your bed and the second
the sun rises the search for a star begins.
Sleep.