“Who should I follow on that gay tumblr thing?” - Sean ‘Birdman’ Farley has just joined tumblr.
He hasn’t posted much of anything yet but I’m sure he’ll have some good stuff soon (when he’s not trying to bang underage Asian girls, which is a lot), so you should follow him: WipeThatFaceOffYourHead .
Here is a list of people you should follow, Sean, based on your interests:
Sade: A good e-friend of mine. Kinda hot girl who is easily angered and sometimes hilarious. Could probably get a hadji if you’re ever in eastern Canada.
Tom Oatmeal: This is a comedy blog about a successful substitute teacher. It’s very good.
FuckYeahStam: This is a blog dedicated to a model I find attractive. So there’s that.
DelbertShoopman: This guy is pretty ‘funny’ and ‘out there’. Whatever that means.
HotG0ssip: Cool shoes, stank hoes, other shit.
YouCanKeepTheChange: You need to follow someone who is not white or you will be accused of racism and your tumblarity will be affected. This girl is funny and also hooked me up with that It’s Always Sunny ticket.
SPF: Cool blog about summer stuff (BBQ, beer, broads).
YimmyYayo: Everything looks cool.
StonerParty: I write cool shit here sometimes and there are cool weed pictures. Go fuck yourself.
Molls: This is someone you follow and hope she reblogs something of yours so that you can get a bunch of followers and then more people will read whatever stupid shit you want to type about. Oh and she’s cool and stuff…
TessLynch: Cool girl who is funny and can cook things well?
PurchaseYourTickets: An asshole we went to college with.
That’s all I’ve got right now you old bastard. So now, go forth, and embark on the most ridiculous and pointless journey of your life!
I hope you die.
