Even just Joanna Newsom’s left hand.
Peach, Plum, Pear. My favorite.
CRAZIER THE BETTER
He just stared into the camera too much! And for having such a ‘phat’ ass like she does, there weren’t enough shots of him slapping it. I am so much better at directing celebrity pornos than celebrities are!
On Ray J and Kim K.
pvmnt jks
- Me: Darling don't you go and cut your pubes do you think it's gonna make it look bigger?!
- Sean: Uh, yeah.
sade:
I guess I’ll go to bed now I’ve got a busy day planned tomorrow, gonna try a new method of alienating everyone I work with by loudly saying “HA HA HA” every time they speak.
MISS U GURL
Sean watched someone get placed in the 'friend-zone'
- Sean: You should have mouth-raped her, man! Would a FRIEND do THIS?
- Me: Um.....kind of harsh, man.
- Sean: SHE'S A BITCH.
Sweet ‘stache, man.
Watch this forever.
Last one. But, um, shit.
Bitch, I’ma be in your picture whether you like it or not.
Does anybody want to take me home?
